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Did you hear about the dog who wone the lotto?

He bought his owner a bone.

Did you hear about the fish that wone the lotto?

Poor thing died when he came on land to collect.

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Why did superman join a MLM?

Louis Laine told him to join.

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from this blog:

http://www.blogcharm.com/humorrhoids/7203/Dilbert%26%2339%3Bs+Laws+For+Work.html

thought you would enjoy it!

Dilbert's Laws For Work


A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and
what you're going to do.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month
than you did before.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you're going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you the rest of the day.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool
about it.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the
boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.

Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is
supposed to be doing.

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good,
you will get out of it.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number
of pens that person is carrying.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

Following the rules will not get the job done.

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily be
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

No matter how much you do, never do enough.

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong
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You may be a MLMer if

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You may be a mlmer if

You make money playing the lotto whether you win or not
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You may be a mlmer if you would cross the road for a downline.

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You may be a MLMer if your more intrested in building a downline then a lego set.

You may be a MLMer if you find forums that are sig link unfriendly to be a waist of time.
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You may be a MLMer if you joined
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